I’m moving back to Minneapolis for awhile, because sometimes you gotta go backwards to go forwards. The subway taught me that.
As much as I love NYC, I just need a break from the grind. And since I can’t afford a vacation, I’m just go gonna sponge off my BFF Max for awhile instead.
And sponging off Max for awhile actually sounds really good to me. I mean, he lives in a PALACE by New York standards. And has the most deluxe couch you have ever seen. I could just live in his couch, actually. All my stuff would fit.
And then we can go up to the lake and lie in the hammock drinking beer. There is not much better than lying in a hammock drinking beer by the lake. Unless it was the ocean. That would be better. But a lake is second best and that ain’t bad.
I’M #2!
But, I am terrified of another Minnesota winter. PLEASE GOD OR SATAN OR WHOEVER NOT ANOTHER MINNESOTA WINTER I WILL DO WHATEVER YOU SAY.
I’m also a little worried we will catch party fever and die.
But if we don’t die, I have a lot of great plans for how I can make fat stacks of cash and retire SOON and spend my days surfing, drinking out of coconuts, and shooting up on a beach in Hawaii.
Oh I’m a dreamer all right.