Wednesday March 5th, 2008
Somebody wants to advertise on my blog, for like, money.
Is this the beginning of the Lormo Inc. empire?
I hope so.
The ad is for Baby Seal Clubbers of America.* Their tagline is “baby seals are small and slow and stupid and deserve to be clubbed to death.”** I think that’s catchy.***
As long as they pay, I’m in.****
*This is not true.
**Nor is this.
***This is true.
****This is also true. I have no integrity. I sold it.