110% BITCH or WHY DON’T YOU SHUT UP
Friday April 11th, 2008

I went to bed yesterday at 3 pm and am now feeling much better.

But living in the middle is already making me insane.

And, I don’t have my own room here, and Max likes to talk, which I almost always enjoy.  But sometimes, I like to hide.

But there’s nowhere to hide here.  Well, nowhere with cable tv.  I guess I should add that I like to hide somewhere with a giant tv and cable and my bed, like back at my old apartment in Brooklyn, RIP.

I need to have a place to hide or I get mental.

I mean, sometimes, I just can’t be nice.  That is when I hide.  To protect others from my violent moodswings

Maybe I will have to hit the road, like Bruce Banner, so nobody finds out my horrible secret that I am 110% cold-hearted bitch.

So, Max gets home from work yesterday, after I spent the day lamenting and writing and setting up the internet on NO SLEEP and he’s all like “I GOT HOT DOGS” and I’m all like “WHY DON’T YOU SHUT UP” and then I went to bed before I said something more terrible.

And it snowed here again.  THAT IS NOT OK WITH ME!

12 Responses to “110% BITCH or WHY DON’T YOU SHUT UP”
 

Yup, I know that feeling. I need my space too or I go crazy nuts. Of course, I don’t care if my space has cable or not so long as it has Internet access. And a computer. With a modem. Hope you find your private space with cable access before you go crazy nuts!!!

Meribah wrote on April 11th, 2008 at 1:32 pm

 

Oh I’ll be ok. I’m getting alone time. I just wanted more. Then when I get it, it makes me mental. I cannot be satisfied!

Lori Mocha wrote on April 11th, 2008 at 3:28 pm

 

Snow in April is highly inappropriate.

SisterMaryManhattan wrote on April 11th, 2008 at 3:37 pm

 

Does this mean you don’t want to go to Dairy Queen?

Shelley wrote on April 11th, 2008 at 6:02 pm

 

i think you should volunteer somewhere

chartreuse velour wrote on April 11th, 2008 at 6:11 pm

 

I always want Dairy Queen.

Volunteering eh. That sounds low-paying.

Lori Mocha wrote on April 11th, 2008 at 7:36 pm

 

DQ! YUM!!!

Volunteering don’t pay well, but you need to check out the fringe benefits… or as someone once “Freudean slipped”—French benefits!

taras wrote on April 11th, 2008 at 10:53 pm

 

Volunteer. At. Dairy. Queen.

Anne wrote on April 12th, 2008 at 9:19 am

 

I agree with C.V. it might help to get out and fell good by doing good. Also, exercising helps me feel good.

Eric the BeehiveHairdresser wrote on April 12th, 2008 at 10:29 am

 

you should just eat your weight in Hot Dogs, now if only there was someone who would bring home Hot Dogs! Minnesota hot dogs are totally the best. Shh, i’m starting an urban myth about hot dogs!

Not Max, really wrote on April 12th, 2008 at 1:28 pm

 

Dude, PLEASE do the Bruce Banner thing. But you’ll have to change your first name to David (and nothing else, since on the show that was “disguise” enough to fool everybody.)

Jeff Mac wrote on April 14th, 2008 at 8:31 am

 

BUT HE GOT HOT DOGS!

Come on Mocha! HOT DOGS!

Julie_Gong wrote on April 14th, 2008 at 11:23 am

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