I’M TRYING TO REMAIN HOPEFUL
Wednesday May 21st, 2008

I’m just missing New York like a crazy amount right now.

I MISS MY HOME WHERE I FELT SORTA RELATIVELY NORMAL AT LEAST IN COMPARISON TO A FEW PEOPLE I KNEW THERE.

But I’m trying to embrace my new home. So, I went out and socialized last night here in the middle with a bunch of breeders, and I felt so out of place. It seemed like everyone there had kids.

You see, I am uninterested in children. Yes yes they are our precious future and can we please talk about anything else?

Unless it’s like one of those hilarious babies in America’s Most Funniest Home Videos, I don’t care.

Those babies are funny. But yours probably isn’t.

And is it still really so controversial that I want to remain a solo project? Seriously?

Let’s talk about anything else please.

I’m just trying to remain hopeful here and appreciate where I am and what I got. No really. I am. Yes, this is me trying not to give up. I’M DOING MY BEST. BACK OFF.

6 Responses to “I’M TRYING TO REMAIN HOPEFUL”
 

were you at Chuck E Cheese?

Anonymous wrote on May 21st, 2008 at 3:02 pm

 

Hmmmm…. I bet all those breeders would love to read about all the dirt on the other breeders. You should take notes and start blogging about them! With your wit and their (lack of?) antics—I smell a midwestern best seller once you get aske to turn your blog into a novel! Then a movie deal, maybe a mini-series, or better yet, a daytime soap.

taras wrote on May 21st, 2008 at 11:19 pm

 

Me thinks you should attend a taping of O’s show and scream out “SHOW US YOUR BALLS!” - that would let the middle feel like NYC home.

And if that doesn’t work, fly Lorne out and have him follow you around drunkenly screaming it.

Eric the BeehiveHairdresser wrote on May 22nd, 2008 at 10:39 am

 

You could mug yourself?

5 of 9er wrote on May 23rd, 2008 at 9:56 am

 

you sound like my kind of person, I look around and see all these people with their 24 hours of the day revolving around the kids that they pooped out and then those kids will do the same and their kids and it seems to me like a big pointless cycle that goes on and on forever, blah

kit wrote on June 2nd, 2008 at 6:46 pm

 

anybody here know of a good site to find more info on funny home videos? I\’ve got this site bookmarked and im gonna keep checking it out, but i still would like to find a site that covers funny home videos a little more thoroughly..thanks

Funny Home Videos wrote on July 24th, 2008 at 6:43 am

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